...and thus a vomit chain reaction is started! Spirit Fingers! Would not your instant reaction be to close your mouth so as not to ingest that foul creamy liquid exploding from that man's mouth?
The Talk Between a Father and His Son (PHOTO)
The talk: After we finish up here, I need to talk to you about something. It's kind of embarrassing, but I think you're old enough now. I'm going to show you how to clear your cookies, your internet and download history, but most important of all - your autofill data. That sh!t is a rookie mistake and will catch you out every time.
They should really teach this sh!t to women too!
They should really teach this sh!t to women too!
Facebook Trolling. Wyatt Is Doing It Right (PHOTO)
Well played Wyatt, well played. I see what you did there [remove] *click* ...there are, way, too many, commas in, her sentence,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
This Is Why I Don't Ride Public Transportation (PHOTO)
I don't always ride public transportation, but when I do I scare the living fcuk out of everybody on the bus.
Lab Research Dogs See SUN And GRASS For The FIRST Time (VIDEO)
Lab research dogs see sun and the grass for the first time in their lives, an amazing vid, very sad and happy at the same time.
Group Of German Lab Chimps See Sunlight For The First Time (VIDEO)
Group Of German Lab Chimps See Sunlight For The First Time (VIDEO)
'Coffee Makes Me Poo' by Taryn Southern (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Please drink your coffee and do you poo before going to work.
If coffee makes you poo, spread the word - http://clicktotweet.com/Qe30L- and download the song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/itunespoo
BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO: http://bit.ly/uS3MFH
Thank you for all your comments/likes and of course, SUBSCRIBING to my channel!
My Main Channel: http://bit.ly/TarynSouthern
My iPhone/Vlog Channel: http://bit.ly/tarynvlogs
Write On My Wall! http://www.facebook.com/tarynsouthern
Tweet Me! http://www.twitter.com/tarynsouthern
Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern
http://www.tarynsouthern.com
DP/Editor/Producer:
Michael Livingston - http://www.youtube.com/breakfastfordinner
Production Coordinator/Behind the Scenes:
Brian Marzan - http://www.youtube.com/LifesNotFunnyFilms
Song Mixed by Will Forbes -
http://www.arkatonemusic.com
Special Thanks:
Vaughn Fry- http://www.youtube.com/VaughnFry
LYRICS:
I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it
I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.
So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material
So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
VERSE 2:
Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true
According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis,
Coffee prevents constipation
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in
I'll never understand
why people choose to quit
when coffee tastes so good
and it helps you take a sh*t
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true
BRIDGE:
Now at 8am
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
DESCRIPTION TAGS:
"musical comedy" ,song, funny, "Taryn Southern,"coffee, poo, coffee makes me poo, poop, espresso, coffee makes you poo, coffee makes you poop, coffee makes you poo, coffee makes me poop, music video
If coffee makes you poo, spread the word - http://clicktotweet.com/Qe30L- and download the song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/itunespoo
BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO: http://bit.ly/uS3MFH
Thank you for all your comments/likes and of course, SUBSCRIBING to my channel!
My Main Channel: http://bit.ly/TarynSouthern
My iPhone/Vlog Channel: http://bit.ly/tarynvlogs
Write On My Wall! http://www.facebook.com/tarynsouthern
Tweet Me! http://www.twitter.com/tarynsouthern
Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern
http://www.tarynsouthern.com
DP/Editor/Producer:
Michael Livingston - http://www.youtube.com/breakfastfordinner
Production Coordinator/Behind the Scenes:
Brian Marzan - http://www.youtube.com/LifesNotFunnyFilms
Song Mixed by Will Forbes -
http://www.arkatonemusic.com
Special Thanks:
Vaughn Fry- http://www.youtube.com/VaughnFry
LYRICS:
I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it
I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.
So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material
So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
VERSE 2:
Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true
According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis,
Coffee prevents constipation
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in
I'll never understand
why people choose to quit
when coffee tastes so good
and it helps you take a sh*t
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true
BRIDGE:
Now at 8am
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
CHORUS:
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
DESCRIPTION TAGS:
"musical comedy" ,song, funny, "Taryn Southern,"coffee, poo, coffee makes me poo, poop, espresso, coffee makes you poo, coffee makes you poop, coffee makes you poo, coffee makes me poop, music video
Can Your Hooters Waitress Pour Beer While Hula Hooping? (VIDEO)
Can your waitress do this? Only at Hooters... pops must be proud.
SAKS Incredible 2011 Projection Light Show (VIDEO)
Incredible light projection show at Saks, for Christmas 2011, designed by iris, with creative director Sean Reynolds.
Mike Tyson Singing 'The Girl From Ipanema' on Brazilian TV (VIDEO)
The musical stylings of Mike Tyson will leave you so ecstatic it's ludicrous as he sings "The Girl From Ipanema" on Brazilian TV. Gotta give him props for keeping the wrath to a minimum and not unhinging his jaw and swallowing the host whole. I think he sings perfectly, if you disagree you tell HIM! I gotta say, I was prepared for the worst. But, he was not horrible. Not great. But we've all heard much, much, much worse.
Man With a .40-Caliber Assault Rifle Shooting At Occupy Houston (VIDEO)
Yes, he truly is an idiot. He's 21-year-old Joshua Anthony Twohig. He's currently hospitalized and in fair condition.
The video hadn't been shown to the public until now. Eyewitnesses started shooting video of it all when they first saw the man walking around, firing the gun at the downtown Houston park last week.
One eyewitness was able to capture the event on camera until the very end, when police took the gunman down with several shots before any innocent bystanders were hit.
Dressed in a black suit and smoking a cigarette, a 21-year-old begins firing an assault weapon in a downtown park. As several eyewitness try to warn others, David Loeser reaches for his camera. Loeser, interested in the nearby Occupy movement, was talking with friends when Joshua Anthony Twohig began firing a .40-caliber-assault-rifle in Tranquility Park.
"When he walked onto the bridge and shot the first shots in the water, I was just in minor shock and was like, 'Oh I got my camera!'" Loeser.
Twohig paces back and forth on a pedestrian bridge; at times, he even put the rifle to his head. As police arrive on scene however, Twohig refuses to drop the rifle and he's taken down by several shots.
Twohig was rushed to a hospital for several gun shot wounds. Eyewitness News has since learned Twohig is married with a one-year-old child.
Neighbors say he recently lost his job and his wife underwent major surgery.
However, Loeser says it's was a miracle that between Twohig and police firing several rounds, no innocent bystanders were injured.
"It's just totally just incredible that the only person that got injured was himself," Loeser said.
Twohig is still hospitalized in fair condition.
In the meantime, police have not given a motive for the shooting, as it remains under investigation.
New Video Of Occupy Houston Shooting caught on tape, raw video, shooting, ows, occupy houston, shooting
The video hadn't been shown to the public until now. Eyewitnesses started shooting video of it all when they first saw the man walking around, firing the gun at the downtown Houston park last week.
One eyewitness was able to capture the event on camera until the very end, when police took the gunman down with several shots before any innocent bystanders were hit.
Dressed in a black suit and smoking a cigarette, a 21-year-old begins firing an assault weapon in a downtown park. As several eyewitness try to warn others, David Loeser reaches for his camera. Loeser, interested in the nearby Occupy movement, was talking with friends when Joshua Anthony Twohig began firing a .40-caliber-assault-rifle in Tranquility Park.
"When he walked onto the bridge and shot the first shots in the water, I was just in minor shock and was like, 'Oh I got my camera!'" Loeser.
Twohig paces back and forth on a pedestrian bridge; at times, he even put the rifle to his head. As police arrive on scene however, Twohig refuses to drop the rifle and he's taken down by several shots.
Twohig was rushed to a hospital for several gun shot wounds. Eyewitness News has since learned Twohig is married with a one-year-old child.
Neighbors say he recently lost his job and his wife underwent major surgery.
However, Loeser says it's was a miracle that between Twohig and police firing several rounds, no innocent bystanders were injured.
"It's just totally just incredible that the only person that got injured was himself," Loeser said.
Twohig is still hospitalized in fair condition.
In the meantime, police have not given a motive for the shooting, as it remains under investigation.
New Video Of Occupy Houston Shooting caught on tape, raw video, shooting, ows, occupy houston, shooting
How To Make a Remote Controlled Tennis Ball Laser (VIDEO)
Leone Labs presents 'Make a Laser Ball!' ...a remote controlled laser ball, made from a tennis ball and some electronic parts. A techno-heads dream toy... I wonder if it can be synched with music...
Jet Man Yves Rossy Flies In Formation With Breitling Jets (VIDEO)
Daring Swiss pilot Yves Rossy flies his custom built jet suit alongside two Albatross jets. The suit can travel at speeds of 125mph. He is the first and only man to fly in a machine of this type.
Taekwondo Shuffle Dance Craze In South Korea (VIDEO)
There are plenty of dance performances online, so you really have to do something special to stick out of the crowd. These Taekwondo masters mix dance with their martial art, and perform with great accuracy. They dance to pop music, then all of a sudden start throwing some serious punches and kicks.
It goes from: Very Easy...Easy...Normal...Hard...Very Hard...Impossible...Asian
It goes from: Very Easy...Easy...Normal...Hard...Very Hard...Impossible...Asian
VERY Racist British Woman On Tram With CHILD (VIDEO)
So what's up with these extremely racist British women that go HAM on people because of their ethnicity? It must be really bad over there. The other video below is of another racist British woman on another London tram going off on an Indian dude. WTF ...disgusting potty mouths. Stay Classy United Kingdom.
Crazy Black Friday Mobs Fight Over 4GB Memory Cards and Towels (VIDEOS)
Crazy ass people fighting over $1.28 towels... salivating over 4GB memory cards...like it's crack, it's a damn shame. This is Ridiculous. But we all know Walmart big wigs actually loves this. They grab their popcorn and hold watching parties in their private theaters and watch their stock go up. It's the life if you know how to play the game.
People in Hong Kong Living Like Animals in Cages (VIDEO)
This is a tour of Hong Kong that tourists never see. Cages and 'Cubicle homes. It would take a lot of meditation to live there. There's always someone worse off somewhere on this planet. APPRECIATE what you DO have and have positive faith.
Russia's Version Of A Black Friday Shopping Rush (VIDEO)
I wonder if they were having a HUGE sale on discounted vodka... as far as our Black Friday fiascos, the sheeple are easily trained by their masters in the media.
Lioness Adopts Baby Antelope (VIDEO)
Wow, that is so heartwarming. A mother's instincts... an unlikely friendship... OR maybe it's not love... maybe she's raising the antelope, just letting it get a little meat on its bones, pushing it on saying, "come on, eat more grass."
Irishman On Women And Fatherhood (VIDEO)
Now that's parenting... fail. Oh Danny boy, your dad, your dad is calling...from bar to bar lalalala
Indian BREAK Dancing On India's Got Talent (VIDEO)
This is the most craziest sh!t ever! Like why are they doing this? They are BLEEDING... how the hell do they practice to this?
The name of the song, if you're wondering, is Jassi sidhu - Nai Reesa
The name of the song, if you're wondering, is Jassi sidhu - Nai Reesa
'Teddy Bear' The Porcupine Doesn't Like To Share His Corn (VIDEO)
Omg, he talks...it's an Ewok! Want! He's so cute. I wish everyone was this cute when acting like a greedy jerk. He said, "back up'' at 0:46.
Zooniversity's North American porcupine, "Teddy Bear," gets a cob of corn for a treat -- but, he doesn't like to share. Yes, that's his voice (no fakery here)...that's what a porcupine sounds like. Listen carefully -- sounds like he's saying "It's mine...my corn!" (Or, maybe he's REALLY saying that...) Teddy's Owner -- Zooniversity
Zooniversity's North American porcupine, "Teddy Bear," gets a cob of corn for a treat -- but, he doesn't like to share. Yes, that's his voice (no fakery here)...that's what a porcupine sounds like. Listen carefully -- sounds like he's saying "It's mine...my corn!" (Or, maybe he's REALLY saying that...) Teddy's Owner -- Zooniversity
Kittens Scare Woman To Tears She's Really Scared To Death of Kittens (VIDEO)
Kittens!? Really? Yes, this is real. Err, reality television. Why, Animal Planet.. why?
Here it is remixed with silly sound effects:
Here it is remixed with silly sound effects:
'Weed My Lips!' Miley Cyrus Admits She's a Huge Stoner (VIDEO)
For real. Here's video of her at her 19th birthday party talking about her Bob Marley cake and how she smokes "way too much f*cking weed." .......OMG, a Bob Marley birthday cake, yes please.
Epic Senior Fight Between Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca (VIDEO)
Two 73-year-old former CFL players, Joe Kapp, who is a former B.C. Lions and Minnesota Vikings quarterback, actor, and Cal head coach and B.C. GM, got into it with Angelo Mosca, who is a former Hamilton Tiger-Cats defensive tackle and professional wrestler... they exchanged CANE blows, punches, bull rush moves and more at the CFL Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday, November 25, 2001 just two days before the Grey Cup.
So this is what happened to the two old guys on the balcony in the Muppet show. Someone turn on some Matlock so they'll calm the hell down!
So this is what happened to the two old guys on the balcony in the Muppet show. Someone turn on some Matlock so they'll calm the hell down!
Destruction of an Old Bus in 40 Seconds in HD (VIDEO)
This is how they get rid of old buses in Colombia. By law, all buses that have been in service for over 20 years have to be sent to the junkyard. That's a good law. I love the video effect, they all look like little toys.
Massive Lamb Crucifixion in Argentina (VIDEO)
A bad day to be a lamb. I believe this is for a massive Guinness World Records for largest BBQ held in Argentina. Pass the mint jelly please!
This Is What First Class Looks Like Aboard a Singapore Airlines A380 (PHOTO)
This looks better than most people's bedroom. This is how to join the mile high club... in style.
The Reason We Had To Get a Grate For The Fireplace (PHOTO)
The fire, it calls for me... aw, my precious....
Rick Astley: THIS IS PRIVATE STOP (PHOTO)
Rick Astley would never hurt you. Rick Astley, he's never gonna give up that porn.
Sexual Calorie Chart (PHOTO)
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
Relevant: XKCD's 'Oversight' 
Freddie Mercury's Statue in Montreux, Switzerland (PHOTO)
The show must go one. The King of Queen. Freddie Mercury is a musical hero. I see a silhouette-O of a man! This makes me want to go to Montreaux so very much. R.I.P Freddie.
Do Gay People Have Feelings? Yes. They Hate You (PHOTO)
Yes. They feel fabulous and fierce all day, every day.
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