This Is Why You Shouldn’t Steal Other People’s Food (PHOTO)

Revenge is a dish best served with milk. Wouldn’t it be better all around if you spiked them with laxatives like a civilized person?! No screening needed for you since you just admitted to the whole office you have marijuana (not something you go buy for just for revenge). Did the 9 year old daughter help bake the pot brownies? Adulterating food is felony in most communities. NEVER, I repeat NEVER touch chocolate that belongs to a woman.

To The Food Stealers: It has been about a month now since my brownies started disappearing randomly. Even though my name was on the tub. My husband helped my 9yo daughter bake them for me, so I hope you enjoyed them as much as I couldn’t. My previous fridge notes fell on deaf ears, so I decided to take more direct action. So I made an anonymous report to HR. Something about culture of drug use and the potential liability to the company blah blah. That is why we all had to do a random drug screen yesterday. And I did I forget to mention that for the last two weeks I have been spiking the brownies with marijuana? Not much, not enough to give you a buzz. Just enough to show up on a drug screen. CHECKMATE.