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Tequilla + Electric Fly Swatter = Funny (VIDEO)

Nice chesticles. I need to invite this guy over when we have our getting shit faced and watching the bug zapper in a warm summer night. He would fit right in.


Chubby Chasers at The Notting Hill Carnival (VIDEO)


Oh My GOD! My Eyes! What the sh*t England? Crimes against humanity at The Notting Hill Carnival. The shame, I feel for the little kids that had to see that.



This Is Why Morons Should Not Drive (VIDEO)

Head to head on collision with truck caught on video. Natural selection at work again... riding the world of junkies and dumb asses. The Kurdish guys in the car survived (unfortunately) but were hospitalized. Sh*t like this should be watched by all first time drivers.


Little Kid Sees 2 Girls 1 Cup For The First Time (VIDEO)

Okay, I really don't know WTF he's looking at... but the look on his face is priceless.


How a Bouncer Deals With Drunks - Two Fo A Dolla! (VIDEO)

Bouncers dealing with a drunk idiot trying to sell them a watch.

Calling your potential customers a mother f*cker and n****r is not condusive to good business practice. In some places - the bouncers would have taken him around the corner and stomped on his head, then steal his watches to sell for themselves. But the guard would be better off not saying anything. He just may come back with a gun.


The Fire Penis(es) (VIDEO)


WTF LOL. Darn Europeans. Don't you ever make a comment about America being stupid again. That's the queerest thing I've ever seen.



Best Beer Commercial ... and It's Not From The U.S. (VIDEO)

Won't see that on TV in the U.S. (everrrrr) Sure you can drink and drive, kill a family of five but a little sex on TV ...no you can't do that!


We Gonna Gets an Edjumacation at Flarda State (VIDEO)

If I had a nickel for every time a girl exposing her gyrating ass fell off a truck onto an innocent beer bonging at a college tailgate party.........I'd be a wealthy man. Somewhere there's a proud papa.


This Poor Girl Is Drowning In The Shallow End of the Gene Pool (VIDEO)

She's rollin', literally. She was the only one having a good time. Boy, that girl is such an introvert...I was LOL'ing the whole entire time.


Sniper Shot Skills (Explained)(VIDEO)

Definitely stupid idea. So DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! However, glad to see he was wearing a plastic helmet in case the rifle was shooting a little low.



Definitely fake...but you know some morons will try and copy it, and die as an end result.

Casualties: The water melon was a professional stunt melon that sadly died during this stunt. R.I.P

The watermelon sniper shot explained...


FAIL: Puke Thirsty Puke Fountain (VIDEO)

Wasted dude from Pinkpop Festival 2010. I think he just gave himself a facial...


Brainless Girl Gives Boyfriend Good Head ...ache (VIDEO)

Healthy lookin girl. Shame she's got nuthin between the ear lobes. I think it's Staged.... These two nut jobs have about 50 other fake videos on Youtube....bye bye society!


Classic Ricochet Near Death Experience (VIDEO)

Lllllucky bastard. I say fake, just playing about with fishiing line and strawberry jam.

Break.com pays $25 if an uploaded video appears in a gallery, $2,000 if it makes it onto their homepage.

Looks like they got their $25


Monkey With A Long Reach For Some Hair (VIDEO)

I would have turned around and took the food back.


(VIDEO) Houston Texans Andre Johnson Tennessee Titans Cortland Finnegan Ejected After Fight

Andre Johnson lands several punches on Cortland Finnegan in the fourth quarter of a game between the Houston Texans and the Tennessee Titans. That's gonna cost them some serious bling.


Impressive One Handed Pool Run (VIDEO)

I used to play with a guy who had a surfing accident, and he had an arm torn off by a boat propeller. Even with one arm, he would regularly clean my clock.

If you see it from their point of view, you'll notice you don't really need another hand cluttering up the point of view, if you can line up the entire stick in your field of vision, the longshot ends up being pretty accurate.


Wisconsin Black Friday - The Crazy Bitch (VIDEO)

Why don't these multi-million dollar stores have extra security for the Black Friday events? They know there is always some Crazy Bitch like this, at every store. Then the store employees, such as those at WalMart, fire their employees for holding her and pay the said Crazy Bitch damages in a settlement.


Don't Judge Too Quickly (VIDEO)

Old clips of some funny commercials. The first one was pretty lame, the second hilarious, third got a giggle, and the last is something that would happen to me. Cheers for whoever made this and especially for the laugh.



The commercials were for Ameriquest Mortgage Company - basically one of the biggest crooks that was out and one of the companies that cause the mortgage melt down. On August 31, 2007, Citigroup completed its acquisition of its wholesale origination-lending unit, Argent Mortgage, and its loan-servicing unit, AMC Mortgage Services, and shut down its retail-lending unit, Ameriquest Mortgage.

Subprime lenders made $587 billion in new mortgages in 2004, up from $390 billion in 2003, according to National Mortgage News. Ameriquest's share of that is estimated at over $50 billion.

On August 31, 2007, ACC Capital Holdings announced that it was closing Ameriquest by no longer taking loans and selling its loan-servicing unit to Citigroup.

A Camel Carrying A Car ...Up a Hill (VIDEO)

Car On a Camel - It's a middle eastern version of the Chevy Camello SS.


Fishslapped: Huge Fish Slaps Man Trying To Pick Him Up (VIDEO)

Priceless! Revenge of the fish...


Thanksgiving Gone Bad: Florida Family Panics When Their Turkey Catches Fire (VIDEO)

Smoked turkey.

A Florida family ran into a little turkey trouble on Thanksgiving Day.
A grease fire erupted when the cook tried to remove the bird from the oven.
The fire died down when the door was shut.
The turkey was salvageable, but the family said it had a smoky flavor.


Indiana High School Spoofs 'Glee' Dance To Beyonce's Single Lady (VIDEO)

Indiana Football Team Spoofs 'Glee' Dance To Win Money For School

A high school football team took a page out of the "Glee" playbook when they shook it to Beyonce to win their school some cash.

The Decatur Central High School team in Central Indiana spoofed a scene from the show where the football team dances to "Put a Ring on it" and submitted a video of their dance to a local video competition, WXIN reports.

The video was presented at the Marsh Hoosier Classic at Lucas Oil stadium where it won the school $300, but the school brought home more than just money. [Quarterback Brandon] Ledford says, "We were on a two game losing streak. After that week we went Lucas Oil and our video was played and we went on a three game winning streak."



Check out DCHSdctv's Crash Entry: http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/?video=6137

Decatur Central High School's version of Glee Single Ladies. Special thanks to Amber Derrow, Ben Ettinger, Andrea Painter, DJ Matty Matty, and all the students who worked on this project. Also a very special thanks to Coach Dixson, Decatur Football Players and the Decatur Community for your outstanding participation in this project.

This video was a class project at Decatur Central High School and is for educational purpose. Credit for the idea goes to the Fox Broadcasting Company's hit TV show Glee.

Music Credit
Song: Single Ladies
Artist: Beyoncé Knowles
Album: I Am... Sasha Fierce
Composed by:Christopher Stewart, Terius Nash, Kuk Harrell and Beyoncé Knowles
Columbia Records

Hory Sheeet! Compilation of Crazy Turkish Car Crashes And Accidents (Video)

Hory Sheeet! Some of these people can't drive for sh*t! ALL teenagers should be made to watch compilations like this so they can see how easy someone could get seriously injured or killed in a matter of seconds because of stupidity and carelessness. Every one of those accidents was preventable.

Really poor intersection design...but seriously people, a red light is a red light! You have to STOP.


Eugen Weidman - Last Man To Ever Get Executed in Public by the Guillotine (Recorded On Video)

Warning: Viewer Discretion Is Advised

It slices, it dices, it even makes julian fries!



Weidmann was born in Frankfurt am Main in Germany to the family of an export businessman, and went to school there. He was sent to live with his grandparents at the outbreak of World War I; during this time he started stealing. Later in his 20s he served five years in SaarbrĂĽcken jail for robbery.

During his time in jail Weidmann met two men who would later become his partners in crime: Roger Million and Jean Blanc. After their release from jail, they decided to work together to kidnap rich tourists visiting France and steal their money. They rented a villa in Saint-Cloud, near Paris, for this purpose.

Their first kidnap attempt ended in failure because their victim struggled too hard, forcing them to let him go. In July 1937, they made a second attempt, Weidmann having made the acquaintance of Jean De Koven, a 22-year-old New York dancer visiting her aunt Ida Sackheim in Paris. Impressed by the tall, handsome German, De Koven wrote to a friend: "I have just met a charming German of keen intelligence who calls himself Siegfried. Perhaps I am going to another Wagnerian role - who knows? I am going to visit him tomorrow at his villa in a beautiful place near a famous mansion that Napoleon gave Josephine." During their meeting they smoked and "Siegfried" gave her a glass of milk. She took photos of him with her new camera (later found beside her body, the developed snapshots showing her killer). Weidmann then strangled and buried her in the villa's garden. The group then sent Million's mistress, Collette Tricot, to cash de Koven's $430 in traveller's cheque and 300 francs in cash. Sackheim received a letter demanding $500 for the return of her niece. De Koven's brother Henry later came to France offering a 10,000 franc reward from his father Abraham for information about the young woman. However, by that time she was dead.

On September 1 of the same year, Weidmann hired a chauffeur named Joseph Couffy to drive him to the French Riviera where, in a forest outside Tours he shot him in the nape of the neck and stole his car and 2500 francs. The next murder came on September 3, after Weidmann and Million lured Janine Keller, a private nurse, into a cave in the forest of Fontainebleau with a job offer. There he killed her, again with a bullet to the nape of the neck, before robbng her of 1400 francs and her diamond ring. On October 16, Million and Weidmann arranged a meeting with a young theatrical producer named Roger LeBlond, promising to invest money in one of his shows. Instead, Weidmann shot him in the back of his head and took his wallet containing 5000 francs. On November 22, Weidmann murdered and robbed Fritz Frommer, a young German he had met in jail. Frommer, a Jew, had been held there for his anti-Nazi views. Once again the victim was shot in the nape of the neck. His body was buried in the basement of the Saint-Cloud house where De Koven was interred. Five days later Weidmann committed his final murder. Raymond Lesobre, a real estate agent, was shot in the killer's preferred fashion while showing him around a house in Saint-Cloud. Five-thousand francs were taken from him.

Officers from the Sûreté, led by a young inspector named Primborgne, eventually tracked Weidmann to the villa from a business card left at Lesobre's office. Arriving at his home, Weidmann found two officers waiting for him. Inviting them in, he then turned and fired three times at them with a pistol. Although they were unarmed, the wounded Sûreté men managed to wrestle Weidmann down, knocking him unconscious with a hammer that happened to be nearby.[1] Weidmann was a highly co-operative prisoner, confessing to all his murders, including that of de Koven, the only one for which he expressed regret. He is reported to have said tearfully: "She was gentle and unsuspecting ... When I reached for her throat, she went down like a doll."

How To Not Gut a Deer (VIDEO)

Warning: Contents Under Pressure. The deer definitely had the last word.

Hunters - 0 brownie points.
Deer - 1,000,000 brownie points.


Bastard Teen Does a Thanksgiving Vomit Prank On His Mother (VIDEO)

Bastard teenager pretends to be sick then proceeds to 'vomit' all over his mother and the kitchen floor. Way to raise a winner!


This Is Your Brain On Shrooms And Tofu (VIDEO)


Terrifying...the way she was panning the camera round and round, I felt like I was trippin' along with her.

To the guys: thumbs up if you secretly wanted her to pan down and show some 47yr old tiddays.



Meet the Crazy Brazilian Murderer (VIDEO)

Translation:

I have the right to be quiet I don't want to be involved with "Bandeirantes, name of the TV show" With no one in front of the cameras ok?

Reporter- Why did you kill your mom?

Crazy Man- It doesn't matter clown. You hear clown? Go die you devil

Reporter- Please speak to us

Crazy guy- I am speaking to you aren't I? So die devil, go die.

*Crazy staring and huffing*

Reporter- What happened over there man did she abuse you or something?

Crazy Guy- It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. That is my problem, I want you to go and fuck yourself you son of a bitch. You filming? Film this! [Insert: Middle Fingers]


Meanwhile at Target this Black Friday 2010 Morning... (VIDEO)

Crazed shoppers pile up at Target for Black Friday. One word sums it all up: Retardation.

Updated: Friday, 26 Nov 2010, 7:33 AM EST

BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) - Shoppers waited out in the cold wet weather for hours. When the doors opened at 4 a.m. the Black Friday chaos turned ugly.

Seconds after the doors opened, something went dangerously wrong.

Crazed Black Friday shoppers began piling up on each other.

"It went from controlled to a mob in less than five minutes and it just got nasty," said

When officials heard the screams, they ran over right away to help.

Shopper Rich Mathewson said, "It was a lot of angry people just jumping in after we waited patiently for a long time. It actually started way before that, people started getting angry at everybody."

After it happened, one man bent over in pain but he took off into the North Buffalo Target store seconds later, along with everyone else.

Seconds after the pile up, shoppers got back to business. News 4 called store officials to see if anyone was injured, but no one was available to comment.



Update: The Raw Video Of 'Black Friday' Shoppers Trampled At Target When the doors opened at a North Buffalo Target store at 4:00 a.m. Friday morning, the relaxed crowed waiting outside turned into a chaotic mob.

Customers began charging through the doors, some falling down and causing a pile-up that took officials a few minutes to clear up.Store officials yelled at angry shoppers to back-up as screams came from the crowd as they jammed in the entry way.

"I was pushed and almost trampled someone else but nothing really bad happened," shopper Rick Mathewson said.

One shopper got up from the pile appearing to be pain, but then joined the rush and headed into the store.BUFFALO, NY (WKBW)


Oprah's Bee Giveaway! (PHOTO)

YOU get a bee sting! And YOU get a bee sting! And YOU get a bee sting! EVERYBODY GETS BEE STINGS!

Original source (of a lot of good comedy) Conan O'Brien with Oprah gives BEES!!! But the gif is hilarious too!



Which also reminded us of, "Not The Bees!" Nicholas Cage's immortal line "Not the bees!!!!!!!!!!!!" From the 2006 version of The Wicker Man


2010 Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Holiday Deals: Holiday List Of The Hottest 2010 Holiday Toys For Kids

It's that magical time of the year again. Time to sweep kids off their feet. And time to offer parents help with what's hot. Here's a list of the hottest toys for kids this year.

We don't think people should have to stand in line to get a great Black Friday deal. That's why we're starting Black Friday early with Amazon.com -- November 22 -- Amazon will keep adding new deals all day through November 27. You will find terrific prices on hot gift items in Cameras, Video Games, Movies, Computers, Kitchen, Sports, Toys, and more.

Link: Black Friday Deals Week - You shouldn’t have to stand in a long line to get a great deal. Amazon.com is searching for the best Black Friday deals everywhere--including deals other stores are planning--Amazon.com can meet or beat their prices and bring them to you even earlier. These limited-supply offers will go quickly, but they’ll add new ones throughout the day, every day this week, so you can skip the long lines and still save a bundle.
Link: Cyber Monday Deals
Link Top Holiday Deals


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Air Hogs XS Motors Red Moto Frenzy Stunt Bike Ch A
Suggested retail price: $24.99
Maker: Spin Master
Age group: 8 and up

Hot Wheels R/C Stealth Rides Power Tread Vehicle - SilverHot Wheels R/C Stealth Rides Racing Car - Red
Suggested retail price: $24.99
Maker: Mattel
Age group: 6 and up

Wow Wee Paper Jamz Guitar - Style 4Wow Wee Paper Jamz Guitar - Style 1Wow Wee Paper Jamz Guitar - Style 6
WowWee Paper Jamz Instant Rock Star Guitars - Series 1 - Complete Set of 6
Suggested retail price: $24.99
Maker: WowWee
Age group: 5 and up

Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS
Suggested retail price: $49.99
Maker: Hasbro
Age group: 8 and up

Fisher-Price The Sing-A-Ma-Jigs - YellowFisher-Price The Sing-A-Ma-Jigs - RedFisher-Price The Sing-A-Ma-Jigs - TealFisher-Price The Sing-A-Ma-Jigs - PinkFisher-Price The Sing-A-Ma-Jigs - Purple
Suggested retail price: $12.99
Maker: Mattel
Age group: 3 and up

Monster High Clawdeen Wolf DollMonster High Draculaura DollMonster High Lagoona Blue Doll and Neptuna Pet PiranhaMonster High Frankie Stein DollMonster High Cleo De Nile and Deuce Gorgon Giftset
Suggested retail price: $16.99 for each doll
Maker: Mattel
Age group: 6 and up

Disney Princess & Me 18 inch Doll Set - CinderellaDisney Princess & Me 18 inch Doll Set- Ariel
Suggested retail price: $49.99 for each doll
Maker: Jakks Pacific
Age group: 6 and up

Loopz Game
Suggested retail price: $29.99
Maker: Mattel
Age group: 7 and up

Scrabble Flash Cubes
Suggested retail price: $29.99
Maker: Hasbro
Age group: 8 and up

LeapFrog Leapster Explorer Learning Experience with Bonus
Suggested retail price: $69.99
Maker: LeapFrog
Age group: 4 and up

V.Reader Animated E-Book System
Suggested retail price: $59.99
Maker: VTech
Age group: 3 and up

Deluxe Tool WorkshopReal Construction Super Deluxe Workshop Mega SetStarter Workshop
Suggested retail price: Starter set $9.99; deluxeset $24.99
Maker: Jakks Pacific
Age group: 5 and up

LEGO Hogwarts (3862)LEGO Creationary Game (3844)LEGO Minotaurus Game (3841)
Suggested retail price: $29.99
Maker: Lego
Age group: 7 and up



Squinkies Bubble Pack - Series OneSquinkies Gumball Surprise PlayhouseSquinkies Bubble Pack - Series Two
Suggested retail price: $6.99
Maker: Blip Toys
Age group: 4 and up

Zoobles ZBL Zoobles Gift Pack Version 1Zoobles Undersea Play SetZoobles Razoo?s Treehouse Playset
Suggested retail price: $4.99
Maker: Spin Master
Age group: 4 and up

Tonka Chuck and Friends World Mini Stunt Set - Boomer's Flippin' Fire RescueTonka Chuck and Friends World Mini Stunt Set - Rowdy's Trash CrashTonka Chuck's World Garage Deluxe Playset
Suggested retail price: $39.99
Maker: Hasbro Playskool
Age group: 3 and up